Tattoo my knuckles.

As you can tell from the posts on here we are big fans of the game I like to call Knuckle Ad Lib.  This is where you give your hands to 2 friends who each write a four letter word on your knuckles without seeing what the other wrote.  You then combine your hands for an awesome and almost always hilarious phrase.  And by the end of the night every person you've come into contact with has knuckle tattoos - even 18 year-old snowboard kids at the Missoula Pita Pit at 3am that then refer to you as "old dudes".

Now due to some life circumstances I'm in the market for knuckle tattoos for real.  We've been playing the game of what will fit/be hilarious/be awesome for a while now.  But I thought, why limit this to people I hang out with every day?  Why not let the internet help?  So here's your chance to help.  Check out the picture to see that we're working with an existing letter a.  And start commenting with your suggestions.

To help get your creative juices flowing here is what we've got so far:

MANTANA/BANANAS/FARTONME/MAMATRYD/WALKAWAY/CASHONLY/BALLSACK/SALTYDOG/BADIDEAS/AARDVARK/BANGMOMS/BACHELOR/PATSAJAK/PATSMITH/CALCULUS/MAINTAIN/BARKDUST/BARKDOGS/CAN'TLOSE/DARKNESS/PARTWAYS/FAKETITS/HALFFULL/BACKDOOR/ASSHOLE/JAILBAIT/PAPERCUT/PANCAKES/PANDEMIC/WARTHOGS/RAPEWOLF/LASTCALL/RAPECUNT/CALMDOWN/PALMTREE/SANDWICH/CAN'TREAD/HANDJOBS/HAIRFARM/DANKNUGS/BACKTAIL/LANDMINE/LAPDANCE