How to make enemies and irritate people

Does this look like the face of a killer?

Bathing cats is fun.

Sometimes we need to switch up from the ramp and build ghetto wedge ramps out of pallets and scrap plywood. How Ben claps his hands while jumping the gap.

Why not build a fire too?

Former pro skateboarder Pat Smith.

The way you play the blues.

The way your dudebarn tattoo is twice the size of everyone else's.

How you look like Freddy Prinze Sr.

The way you sing Crash and bum out the whole bar.

How you join in the conga line.

The way you pick another Dave Matthews Band song and actually sing it. How your friends are still yelling "Crash!"

I ain't got many friends left to talk to/nowehere to run when I'm in trouble.

I just wanna use your love tonight.

Diesel is a killer.


sal paradise said...

Dude Barn getting a shout out on The Berrics? sick!

cut throat said...

Slex, it was the skatebarn not the dudebarn. Maybe we can get a shout out next time...